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As usual, Monster made a big ass, pants-on-fire lie about Barack Obama, when she repeatedly claimed he had made a so-called “wink wink”agreement with Canada over NAFTA. The video is here. Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper’s chief of staff, Ian Brodie

told reporters that the Clinton campaign had called the Canadian embassy in Washington to tell officials to take her anti-NAFTA rhetoric “with a grain of salt,” said local media.

This is a quinella for Monster, since her campaign actually did the “wink wink” with Canada, and she attacked Obama for doing what she had actually done. If trousers did actually burst into flame upon the wearer’s mendacity; Monster’s strap-on would definitely have to incorporate a fire extinguisher.